i don’t think i’ve ever loved a house more than i love this one. it’s absolutely perfect. muntin windows are my favourite.
oh my goddd, i want a house like this so bad.
@mishacollins: August 1, 2014, is a critical day.. (Happy birthday, mom!) Now for the rest of you: Let’s get washed up for the orgy! pic.twitter.com/xqTrTf3yDi
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom